Build Muscle. Burn Fat. Level Up Your Strength.
If you’re ready to move better, feel better, and most of all LOOK better, then keep reading.
Tell me if this story sounds familiar.
You get out of the shower and notice yourself in the mirror.
What you see—staring back, deep into your eyes isn’t you. The reflection makes you queasy. Your stomach clenches into a tight knot, like the throat of Captain Needa as he’s being Force choked by Darth Vader,
You clamp your eyes shut, as tight as humanly possible, then slowly open them, hoping that the
apparition in the mirror has disappeared.
When your eyes open, the reflection is still there and the tsunami of air you exhale at its sight is
the heaviest breath you’ve ever felt.
The person you see in the mirror can’t be you. This isn’t how you see yourself in your mind how
you feel you present yourself to the world.
Google “how to lose weight” and you’ll get 92 million results.
92 million different articles that will have you wandering in the dark and lost in the noise.
It’s time to stop struggling and make today the day you start building the lean, strong, and heroic body you were destined for.
Side Quest Fitness Online Coaching is fitness for a new generation.
A generation that’s tired of defeat.
Tired of hitting the reset button on their goals.
It’s time for a new experience that empowers you to conquer your nemesis and level up your health and fitness without the bullshit.
It’s time to lose fat and chew bubblegum….and you’re all outta bubblegum.
Give yourself the chance to feel better and look better than ever before.
One of the best parts about online training is the flexibility that I’m afforded. During the week, I have usually three days that I can work out, and I get a training program geared to that.
But it’s the accountability that’s my favorite part of online training. And I’ve been lacking in that area most when it came to fitness. I can email Robbie at any time and it’s that accessibility to Robbie that’s the most wonderful part of online training. Whether it’s questions about my training program or a nutrition question, they’re always quickly answered.
“When I started online coaching with Robbie I had a 45″ waist and weighed 215 pounds. After 7 months my waist is 37″ and I am down to 192 pounds.
Every month I’ve gotten stronger and even set a 325pound deadlift PR and a 285pound squat PR while losing body fat. I can’t say enough for the accountability and motivation that Robbie has provided along my journey.
I let myself go in my 20s but I am determined now to have the best body I’ve ever had in my 30s.”
– Justin “The Beast Bard” Dionne
“After having two kids, I thought I would never feel confident about myself and body again. I have gotten stronger and lost weight at the same time!
Every day I feel more confident than the last which has made life 100 times better!”
– Mauree Hedrick
Dude. I did push ups. I DID PUSH UPS. It’s been a year and the body I am currently inhabiting is stronger and a thousand times more kick ass than the one I had when we started.” – Sarah
“I’ve done enough online research and reading in trying to sculpt my own training routine, but it never seemed to really produce results.
In the 6 months I’ve been working with Robbie, I’m finally starting to see real gains, real improvement, and a variety in my workout that I’ve never had before.
I’m a huge geek and gamer, and it Robbie gets that and goes right with it: the workouts he provides all have a theme to them which I revel in”
– Nathan Giardina
When I started a few years ago, I made a ton of mistakes.
- Wasted hundreds of dollars on worthless supplements
- Tried to “confuse” my muscles with new exercises each week
- Restricted the foods I loved the most
- Worked out six days a week, driving myself into the ground
- I thought I had to be broken to be fixed
- I never tracked my progress and had no idea if I was “ leveling up ”
The mistakes I made above are mistakes I don’t want you make.
It’s time to level up and discover your Hero within.
“I’ve been working with Robbie for a little over 6 months and I’ve seen tremendous results in that time. Robbie is passionate about health and fitness and it shows through his energy and enthusiasm.”
His workouts are creative, challenging, and most of all fun!
He motivates me to push past my limitations to get results. My energy, balance, and flexibility have improved greatly and I see it in the changes my body is making. If you’re serious about making positive changes, Robbie will help you reach that goal.”
– Tracy
“I’ve never been this strong, this sure of myself and this confident before, and it’s all because of training with Robbie.His knowledge and guidance has been exactly what I needed to take me to that next level.” – Trish
This is more than exercise or workouts, this is an experience YOUR Quest for the most badass version of yourself. “Workouts” sound lame, instead you’ll go on Quests.
Customized for your specific goals, your Quest will focus on exercises that burn more calories and ignite your metabolism aka you’re about to level up your fat burning machine plus you won’t mind the by product of increased strength and more defined muscles either
An anxiety free nutrition system that doesn’t shackle you to restrictive lists of foods.
Enjoy the foods you love at home or restaurants while burning fat hotter the fires of Mordor
It’s Dangerous to Go Alone
Trainers at your local gym ONLY keep you accountable when you see them. Leave the gym and the temptations of the world swoop down on you.
I’m your Gandalf, guiding you on your Quest
But I am also your Samwise, here to support and encourage you along the way. It’s dangerous to go alone, but with me, your Quest isn’t a lonely one.”Working with Robbie made me realize that all the fears I had about working with a trainer were unfounded. He was always kind, supportive and nonjudgmental.
Even though I had always thought an exercise regimen was out of my reach, he taught me that I could do it. It was wonderful working with him!”
– Matthew “The Mighty” Monte
Today marks your first step into a larger world.
If you’re tired of staring at the stranger in the mirror, tired of the red marks your cramped clothes leave on your skin, and tired of continuing the lie that you’re not strong enough, smart enough, or worthy enough to achieve the body you’ve always wanted, NOW is the time to discover your true destiny.
If you’re ready to get in on the next generation of fitness, annihilate body fat, level up your strength, and build the lean Heroic physique you were destined for, fill out the form below and I’ll get back to you shortly.
*I only accept 5 clients each month, so don’t wait. Hit the start button today*