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Posts tagged training
The Rockstar Guide to Epic Fat Loss: (How Metabolic Resistance Training Can Help You Burn More Fat in Less Time)
My wife is a college professor. It’s a frustrating job at times. There are committee meetings, staff meetings, meetings for what will be discussed at weekly faculty meetings, oh and ya know, she still has…
The Definitive Guide to Becoming a Fat Loss Rock Star
Who didn’t want to be a rock star? Sold out tours, platinum albums, and all the sex, drugs, and Rock n Roll you can handle. Until like the greats before you, you find yourself walking…
The Philosopher’s Press: A Core Exercise for Modern Thinkers
Humans are creative animals. We invented: Air conditioning Crystal Pepsi Whiskey Ocarina of Time Pancakes Rocket ships Music, which led to Prince gave us Purple Rain. (But, then again, Prince was no mere human) Inventors…
5 Easy Exercises that Build a Powerful Core (How to Train Your Hadouken)
Here’s a list of things I’ve avoided in life: Gymnastics Fist fights Hard manual labor Any class that involved reading Getting arrested Fighting games Hand me a strategy game, a shooter, or an RPG, and…
Three Forgotten Exercises that Build (More) Muscle & Strength
What’s Old is New Again I couldn’t believe it when I saw it. Humanity had evolved and advanced past this, right? We had forgotten this grotesque hairstyle—killing it off like the Dodo. Or, at least,…
Hill Sprints: The Secret Fat Loss Strategy of the NFL’s Greatest Running Back
How many yards did the greatest running back in NFL history rack up in his career? The answer: 16,726 Walter Payton, better known as “Sweetness,” was one of the most jaw-dropping players to ever play the…
4 badass row variations that make YOU stronger & sexier
Cast the Engorgio Charm and Grow Your Back with These Row Variations When it comes to building an impressive, head-turning physique, training your back is crucial. A big back not only makes you look larger,…
1 Super-Simple Way to Make Your Workouts More Fun
On a scale of “I’d rather have my eyes gouged out with a soldering iron” to “jumping into a giant ball pit,” how much fun was your last workout? If you were closer to the…
What I Learned Getting Ready for My First Photo Shoot
I wasn’t going to do it. This year I was going to skip what most dudes do every single Spring: get shredded for summer. During The Great Bulk of 2015, I’d eaten close to 60…