Over the last four months, my wife and I have been using Blue Apron. For three meals a week, Blue Apron is $60. That makes those dinners $10 per person; compared to the average cost…
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The 5 MOST Delicious Halo Top Ice Cream Flavors
I love ice cream. More specifically, Ben and Jerry’s. But, those old hippie-Vermonters are a bit behind the times these days. They have yet to produce a low-calorie version of their ice cream. When…
Chaos, Your Death Drive, & Fighting Thanos
Do you remember your first breakup? And I’m not talking about the time you broke up with the Jenny in third grade so you could go out with another 8-year old girl on the same…
The Kick Ass Lessons I Learned from 26 Different Books in 2016
Confession: if it wasn’t a pop-up book, I didn’t read it. Fine. If it wasn’t comic books or the manual to a video game, I ignored it. Reading bored me. A lot. Nine times out…
The HOPES & dreams of my youth (An Ode to Taking Back Sunday)
During high school, I was accustomed to hopping in my friend York’s busted up Jeep Cherokee and listening to the undiscovered bands only he seemed to find. One day during my Junior year, I jumped…
7 Common Fat Loss Mistakes I Made (And You Make, Too)
I almost drop kicked a professor in college. And I’m talking about the full on off-the-top-turnbuckle-out-for-the-count-WWE type drop kick. Why would I do this? Well I could tell you the whole story. But I’ll keep…
If I Had to Imagine My Death: This is How I Want to Die
The night has come. A night that I’ve waited for all my life. History is about to be made. And during my long life, I’ve lived through my fair share of historic moments. …
(A Writing Challenge) Ashley Locked Herself in the Bathroom
Of all the nights Aaron had chosen to show his face, it was tonight. Ashley had spent the last three months secluded in her room. Confined to the monotonous routine of work and home. Thanks…
5 Ways to Train Your Rear Delts & Improve Posture and Strength
Remember this guy? Good, then that means you’re a child of the 90s. If you don’t know who it is, we can’t be friends. Rocko’s Modern Life was a part of the Golden Era of Nickelodeon…
Four Delicious Whiskey Selections For Fall
Ah, Autumn. Time for pumpkin, jean jackets, and drives to the mountains to watch the changing leaves. As the winds of winter slowly pour down from The North, you need something that provides…