Posts tagged fitness

Indiana Jones and The (Food) Temple of Boon

Thanks to the Internet, these Mola Ram types are indoctrinating more people than ever.  The “diet gurus” of the introwebz typically have no degree in nutrition and usually make outrageous claims with no scientific fact to support their wacky theories. 

They vehemently preach the dangers of ice cream, pizza, Subway’s bread, and warn you of chemicals in processed foods, but since they goofed off in high school science class, they forget that everything we eat is made of chemicals.

No one should ever enslave themselves to foods they hate nor should you have to rip out your heart and sacrifice your sanity on the Altar of Dieting Doom.

Instead, you can build a Temple of Boon

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The .82 Gram Protein Experiment (From Stay Puft to Buff)

Like the salmon of Capistrano at the tail end of my 2014 “winter bulk” fat was beginning to flock everywhere making me look like the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.  Getting to “Stay Puft” status meant it was time to start dieting and cutting.

Unless you eat only frozen chicken and cottage cheese or down shakes all day eating over 200 grams of protein a day with a variety of protein sources gets to be expensive.

No one should ever go broke while they are trying to get bigger or leaner. 

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Do You Even Sith?

The Jedi are the keepers of peace in the Star Wars universe and for thousands of years they harnessed the power of The Force for good in the galaxy. The Sith are their arch nemesis and purveyors of the “dark side” of The Force.  Their intentions are evil and they have only one desire: to rule the galaxy.

Good vs evil, blah, blah, blah. 

Here is the truth.

The Sith are by far better than the Jedi.

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A Lifelong Commitment: Fitness and Marriage

Truth is, when you commit to an active health-conscious lifestyle, it will be full of successes and failures.  For a while, you will hit PR (personal record) after PR.  You will passionately stick to your diet counting every macro or calorie. On the weekend,s you will limit yourself to one or two drinks, and you may even see lots of weight dropping off the scale!

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Be a Badass Warrior Princess: 5 Reasons Women Should Lift Weights

Summer is quickly approaching and for many women, it means heading to the gym to get into bikini shape.  For most, this translates to lacing up their running shoes and hitting the streets/treadmill.   Weight loss guarantees from magazines and online blogs’ bombard women promising mind blowing results in a short time. 

Women often overlook or completely disregard the premise of lifting weights.  In contrast to cardio, strength training is by far a better investment of time.

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